Friday, June 27, 2014

Man of Steel

Man of Steel is the latest remake of Superman. I had wanted to see it because Amy Adams plays Lois Lane, but we didn't get that far. We barely got off Krypton, a planet created by sexually repressed set designers, featuring floating vulvas with faces and symbols for communications devices, two meter tall dildos as prison cells, spaceships that require rotating 270 degrees in three axes to prepare for launch, armor which allows knife blades to pass cleanly through it, and a ruling council wearing crowns from a McDonald's Happy Meal. Life is too short for movies that are intended only for audiences of 13-year-old boys.

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